Hey Mouse One: I think the picture is really of Mary after trying to read one of Woogie's posts. Fell flat asleep. Now that's dying of boredom. Hear that Woogs? Boredom. HERE I GO TO SAVE THE DAY!!
Aw, I rather enjoy Woogie's monologues. They sound a lot like the thoughts of the two cats who live in my house. My favorite trick is to put cat chow in just one of their bowls. (There are two.) As soon as they hear the crackle of the chow bag, both cats race to the bowl trying to get there first. Then, they just stand there over the bowl, swatting at each other. Drives 'em crazy!